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I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

Handcuff me. Rip my pussy apart. Leave me wanting for more. I may look innocent, but a lass like me doesn't need special treatment. What I need are your tormenting kisses and your strong pounding inside my wet pussy.

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

When I was a little girl, I always dreamt about having superpowers just like the cartoon heroes that I used to watch. But when I grew older, I discovered that I, myself, also have a real power. The power to make men scream louder. Wanna try me?

Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.