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Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I don't judge people based on their looks, rather I would love to learn about their life's stories and experiences. I will also share about mine and we might be surprised with just how much we have in common.

Top three pet hate you should avoid doing: - Not talking about sex. Topics about sex is amazing, innit? - Not generous in making me have that miracle whip - Not good at maintaining a steady flow of good conversation

My toy of choice is a glass dildo that has a heart shaped handle that I've purchased when I finished signing my divorce papers. It has accompanied me for a while and now I think it's time to look for a youthful bloke who would be happy to be my new t...

I love a good superhero movie. All the fight scenes, action, awesome effects, and exciting plotlines just keep me glued to my seat. The dishy lads aren't bad either. I'm particularly drawn to the tight costumes that show off their decadent arse.

Priceless experiences are what I'm after. It doesn't necessarily have to be about sex all the time. The experiences can range from fun activities to dangerous yet awesome adventures. I like a mix of everything.

Stripping in front of a bloke, feeling their electric gaze rake up and down my body, makes me feel alive. I am fond of putting on shows for my partners as a form of foreplay. Shagging gets more delicious when you sprinkle in anticipation.

I can't wait any longer for the pefect type of man that I've carved in my brain for too long. I'm older now. As the day goes by, it's becoming more impossible to hold on to my lust. Will you help me ease my desire to keep my sanity?

I went down the rabbit hole that is pornography at a very late age. I'm not that adept at using a computer but I am getting there. I would bust out a glass of chilled wine to accompany me while watching, I also have my vibrating toy in a near-by draw...

I'm rich with new sex toys. I haven't used any of them, for I'm waiting for a muscular man to tell me what to do. To be honest, I'm not at all sure what to do with them for me to achieve an explosive orgasm. Maybe, you can show me how?