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I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

When I get bored and horny, I make myself cum using my dildo. I nicely put it in and out of my tight hole until my pussy is wet. Then I fiercely take it out then lick alll of my juice from it. It simply tastes so good.

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.

Loves to eat cold pizza with cold milk or cold chocolate drink. You may find this weird, but I sometimes dip a cold pizza into a chocolate drink. It's great, but it tastes better with soufflé or any other kind of bread.

Sweet, dependable, and most of all, non-manipulative. I'll never make you feel like I'm the most important in the world nor the one you should worship. I can be around when you like to be alone; I can cheer you up when you're not in the mood.

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

Being single and alone for such a long time has turned me into a very desperate lass. I hate it because I don’t usually act like this but somehow my personal and sexual needs as a woman is starting to slowly take over me. And I’m looking for some...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I'm someone who fancies going against the norm. I prefer creating my personally designed life pathway than following a tried-and-tested pattern. I really can't explain how average things bores me, and bizarre stuff excites me.